Welcome and thank you for purchasing tickets to the play. Your support of my work is a great encouragement and proves that you’re dedicated to Baltimore and its performing arts scene. Below is some helpful information about your tickets, the show and the theater. I hope you enjoy the play and look forward to seeing you there!

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Got your tickets?
Upon successfully completing a ticket purchase, you will receive an confirmation email at the email address you provided when ordering. Click the “View Your Tickets” button and select how you want your tickets: print, digital and will call. Keep the email so you can refer to it later.

How long is the performance?
The show is about 90-100 minutes with no intermission. If you factor in time to enter and leave the theater, about two hours.

Where’s the theater?
Baltimore Museum of Art
Meyerhoff Theater
10 Art Museum Drive
Baltimore, Maryland 21218

Enter using the BMA’s East Lobby, a ground floor public area with a convenient drop-off circle driveway. Go to the second floor using the stairway or the elevator opposite the entrance. Directions and parking info are here on the BMA’s website.

Need a place to meet before or after the show? Gertrude’s Chesapeake Kitchen is conveniently located in the BMA.

Is the theater accessible for rollators and wheelchairs? 
Yes, on the same level as the auditorium entry, there is a wide aisle with about a dozen chairs and open spots saved only for patrons with limited mobility, no steps or obstacles. Please note, accessible parking is limited.

Where’s my seat?
All tickets are general admission with no assigned seats. When you enter the theater, sit in any available seat.

When are the performances?
Tue, December 8 at 7:30 pm
Wed, December 9 at 7:30 pm
Thu, December 10 at 7:30 pm
Fri, December 11 at 12:00 pm (matinee)
Fri, December 11 at 7:30 pm
Sat, December 12 at 2:00 pm (matinee)
Sat, December 12 at 7:30 pm
Sun, December 13 at 2:00 pm (matinee)

Refunds
Ticket purchases are nonrefundable.

What if I have a question?
Get answers quickly when you visit our Tickets and Venue FAQ page. Or you can email us at info@YouHaveNoIdea.org. 

Is this a BMA-sponsored event?
No, the play is independently produced and presented by Dan Rodricks and You Have No Idea, LLC. Don’t contact the BMA with questions, just email us at info@YouHaveNoIdea.com. 

Need info on tickets or the theater?
Tickets and Venue FAQ

Have a question?
info@YouHaveNoIdea.org