Weekend Sold Out!
Tickets Available Dec 11, 12, 13
Stories from the hard streets and sweet spots of Baltimore
Written by Dan Rodricks
Directed by Will Schwarz
Original Music by Mat Lane
Dramatic, hopeful, sobering and uproariously funny
Don’t miss Dan Rodricks’ onstage memoir from his nearly 46 years as a Baltimore Sun columnist. While documenting a city seemingly in perpetual recovery, Dan discovers one-of-a-kind Baltimore stories and characters that truly come to life from the page to the stage in a multimedia production with a cast of eight.
Tickets only available for Wed Dec 11, Thu Dec 12 and Fri Dec 13
Sat and Sun now sold out!
Rodricks presides over the proceedings “like some larger-than-life Jimmy Breslin.”
Baltimore Magazine, Best Playwright,
Best of Baltimore, 2024
T H E L A S T R U N !
“Baltimore, You Have No Idea” will not return as Dan works on his latest Baltimore play.
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Only Five Three Shows!
Wed, Dec 11 at 7:30 pm
Thu, Dec 12 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Dec 13 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 14 at 2:00 pm Sold Out!
Sun, Dec 15 at 2:00 pm Sold Out!
Theater Location
Baltimore Museum of Art’s Meyerhoff Auditorium
10 Art Museum Drive
Baltimore, Maryland 21218
Support the BMA Dan Rodricks brings his one-of-a-kind Baltimore stories to life from the page to the stage. So performing at the Baltimore Museum of Art's Meyerhoff Auditorium is a natural fit. The BMA’s mission is to connect art to Baltimore, and Baltimore to the world. Learn how you can support the BMA with a membership at artbma.org.
Best Playwright: Dan Rodricks
Baltimore Magazine’s Best of Baltimore, 2024
“Just because you can write a column doesn’t mean you can write a play, let alone act in one. Well, turns out the Baltimore Sun’s longtime columnist Dan Rodricks can do it all” with the playwright presiding over the proceedings “like some larger-than-life Jimmy Breslin.”
Photos from “Baltimore, You Have No Idea” 2023
Praise for “Baltimore, You Have No Idea”
“Baltimore, You Have No Idea” is the first play written by Baltimore Sun columnist Dan Rodricks. Running for six sold out performances in 2022 and again in 2023, Dan’s wide-ranging stories entertained, charmed and touched audiences…
“The show is a gift.”
— Don Mohler, former Baltimore County executive
“What a wonderful tribute to Baltimore, the city of perpetual recovery. I laughed and even felt a tear towards the end. Great show!”
— Howard Maleson, producer
“It was vintage Dan Rodricks — funny, poignant, important.”
— Mike Ricigliano, Ricig the cartoonist