Frequently asked questions
Ticket FAQs
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• Tue, Dec 8 at 7:30 pm
• Wed, Dec 9 at 7:30 pm
• Thu, Dec 10 at 7:30 pm
• Fri, Dec 11 at 12:00 pm
• Fri, Dec 11 at 7:30 pm
• Sat, Dec 12 at 2:00 pm
• Sat, Dec 12 at 7:30 pm
• Sun, Dec 13 at 2:00 pm -
The play usually runs about 90 minutes with no intermission. If you factor in time for arriving, getting a seat, curtain call and leaving the theater, estimate roughly two hours.
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Tickets are only available for purchase here on our website. After payment is made, choose how you want to get your tickets:
Print: A window automatically appears to print your tickets using 8.5" x 11" sheets.
Digital: Receive digital tickets to use on a mobile device, either by email, by text or add to your digital wallet.
Will Call: Just show up and we’ll have your ticket ready at the box office.
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Yes, an email will be sent to the email address you provided when ordering. Keep the email so you can refer to it later.
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It’s possible your purchase was not successfully completed. Try these steps:
Check if the tickets are still in the shopping cart and complete the purchase.
Check your email junk or spam folder (no really, just check).
Check your credit card to see if a charge was made to the account.
If all else fails, please email us at info@youhavenoidea.org
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Ludus is the software platform we use to sell and manage tickets. So you may see that name on various transaction or automated emails you receive.
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Since all of our previous performances have sold out, it is strongly recommended that you purchase tickets ahead of time from our website. But sometimes patrons do not use tickets they’ve already purchased, so if any tickets are available, you might be able to purchase one at the box office.
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We do not provide refunds after tickets have been purchased.
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Well, maybe, it all depends on availability. Contact us at info@youhavenoidea.org and we will do our best to switch your tickets to another performance.
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All tickets are sold as general admission with no assigned or reserved seats. So when you enter the theater, just sit in any available seat.
Pricing FAQs
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Tickets can be purchased here on our website for $37.
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No, we do not add separate service charges or processing fees. You only pay our advertised $37 ticket price, which includes all ticketing expenses, such as credit card processing, ticket management and e-commerce platforms.
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Baltimore Museum of Art members get a $6 discount. Email member services at membership@artbma.org to receive your discount code.
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Yes. Groups of 10 or more automatically receive a 10% discount when all tickets are purchased in a single transaction. Important: The group discount cannot be applied retroactively or to separate ticket purchases, even if the combined total reaches 10 or more tickets.
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Check you have entered the correct code
Make sure you click the “Apply” button after entering your discount code
If these don’t work, contact us at info@youhavenoidea.org
Venue FAQs
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Baltimore Museum of Art
Meyerhoff Theater
10 Art Museum Drive
Baltimore, Maryland 21218Enter using the BMA’s East Lobby, a ground floor public area with a convenient drop-off circle driveway. Go to the second floor using the stairway or the elevator opposite the entrance. For more information, visit the BMA's website at artbma.org.
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Many patrons find shared car services like Uber or Lyft to be extremely convenient with drop off and pick up locations right at the East Lobby’s front door.
The BMA has two parking lots. The larger East parking lot is very conveniently located near the East Lobby entrance. The BMA’s smaller West parking lot is closer to Wyman Park Drive, about 500 feet from the East Lobby entrance.
Less than ¼ mile from the BMA is Johns Hopkins University’s large underground South Garage facility. It’s secure, close and only $9 for evenings and weekends.
And you may find street parking on Charles Street, Art Museum Drive and Wyman Park Drive. Most street parking is metered, but may not require payment depending on the time of day. So be sure to check the meter or pay station.
Get full details on public transit and parking here on the BMA’s website.
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All tickets are general admission with no assigned seats. When you enter the theater, sit in any available seat.
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Yes, the theater is accessible. When you order tickets and reach the shopping cart, look for the “Accessibility Accommodations” form. Just click on the "Add Accessibility Notes" button so we know how to assist when you arrive.
Please note availability of accessible spots will vary for each performance and we always do our best to accommodate everyone.
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First, let us know. When you order tickets and reach the shopping cart, look for the “Accessibility Accommodations” form. Just click on the "Add Accessibility Notes" button and tell us how we can assist when you arrive.
In the theater itself, on the same level as the entrance, there is a wide aisle with about a dozen chairs and open spots saved exclusively for patrons with limited mobility. There are no steps or obstacles to navigate.
Please note availability of accessible spots will vary for each performance and we will do our best to accommodate everyone.
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A limited number of accessible parking spaces are located next to the BMA’s East Lobby. In addition, patrons with accessibility placards or plates can park in the East and West parking lots for free. Just bring your parking ticket to the BMA’s Welcome Desk in the East Lobby for verification and validation.
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Yes, the BMA offers assisted listening devices for patrons and will be available at the theater box office upon request.
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Conveniently located in the BMA, Gertrude’s Chesapeake Kitchen is our exclusive show sponsor and serves locally sourced farm-fresh food. For other options, look in nearby neighborhoods, such as Charles Village, Remington and Hampden.
Show FAQs
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The play usually runs about 90 minutes with no intermission. If you factor in time for arriving, getting a seat, curtain call and leaving the theater, estimate roughly two hours.
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Baltimore, You Have No Idea is based on Dan Rodricks’ more than 45 years as a columnist for The Baltimore Sun. These stories are from the hard streets and sweet spots of Baltimore, vividly brought to life on stage. Touching, emotional and hilarious, this show is a big hit with audiences.
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The stories in Baltimore, You Have No Idea are based on actual people and events Dan covered in his column. Some scenes may include references to gun violence, its impact on victims and families, and people struggling with drug addiction.
Questions?
Please email us at info@youhavenoidea.org and we will do our best to help.

